sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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flansjohnburgh:

yesterday was nine years ago

just let that sink in

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doyoureallyevenhaveaclue:

having to turn on the subtitles on netflix because you’re eating chips

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

cocaineteas:

me posing for a pic:

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