Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Can you believe there are chocolate eggs that are illegal
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
ok but literally how
i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like
well this is fucking stupid
is this a reaction or an example
This reminds me of tumblr in some ways
"hates a strong word"
let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me
what do you mean it’s inappropriate to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC at my funeral