This is real festive.


telapathetic:

this show never fails me

(Source: monicapotters)

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

(Source: cleric-beast)

97chainz:

It scares me when you stay up really late like 3am and you hear a car go down the road like where are you going

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored


(Source: wailtothethief)


thelovelysouls:

i should not be laughing this hard

(Source: epiphanyvisuals)

rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"


(Source: helloboooooze)

THis is possibly the cruelest thing the creators of How I met your Mother could have ever done to me

letshaveasmile:

I was watching the episode Bad News, which always makes me cry, when I noticed…THE FUCKING NUMBERS

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THEY COUNTED DOWN TO MARSHAL FINDING OUT HIS DAD DIED!!!

And then when the cab pulls away the parking meter says expired

(Source: thoughts--are--stars)